"ZEKE'S VIEW FROM BELOW" (PIC OF ZEKE AND ZAYLIE)

I DECIDED TO BLOG BECAUSE... HEY ISN'T EVERYONE? AND WHO KNOWS MORE THAN I DO ABOUT NORMA KAMALI AND CO..

NICE TO MEET YOU ALL. I AM NORMA'S MINIATURE DACHSHUND, A PIEBALD, FROM LOUISIANA. MY BUDDIES HERE AT WORK ARE ZAYLIE, A GORGEOUS, AND WHEN I SAY GORGEOUS, I MEAN GORGEOUS CHOCOLATE MINI, WHO BELONGS TO JESSICA, AND SHE RUNS THE DESIGN ROOM. THEN THERE IS KONA BERGER. HE IS A HALF BROTHER OF ZAYLIE'S, AND IS ALSO A CHOCOLATE MINI. KONA AND I PLAY BALL TOGETHER, BUT HE IS A LITTLE YOUNG SO THERE'S LOTS OF BIG BROTHERING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HE BELONGS TO MEREDITH IN WHOLESALE SALES AND HE HAS HER RUNNING!! DID I SAY CALL THE DOG WHISPERER? THEN THERE IS CHEECHO, HIS NAME WAS SPIKE, BUT ELENA, A SWIMWEAR SAMPLE MAKER IN THE DESIGN ROOM, ADOPTED HIM, CHANGED HIS NAME, AND HE HAS TAKEN ON KIND OF A ROCKY BODY TYPE. HE IS A NICE GUY... I HAVE TO KEEP HIM IN LINE, SINCE YES, I AM THE PACK LEADER.

I LIKE THE RESPONSIBILITY, AND IT IS ONLY NATURAL, SINCE I HAVE BEEN HERE A GOOD 4 YEARS, AND KNOW MORE THAN THEY DO. WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. WE ARE ALL FROM THE SAME BREEDER. NORMA KEEPS SAYING THEY HAVE THE BEST DACHSHUNDS SHE HAS EVER SEEN. FROM WHAT I HEAR IN THE 197O'S SOMEONE LEFT PENNY, HER FIRST MINI, IN THE SHOP AND NEVER CAME BACK FOR HER. THEN CAME FRITZY, FRANKIE, ERNIE, VERONICA, LOLA, ROXANNE, LOUIE, BARNEY AND ZIGGY.. AND NOW ME!!

WE ALL COME TO WORK EVERYDAY. IN FACT, WE HAVE CARRY BAGS THAT ALLOW US INTO THE SUBWAYS, BUSES, CARS AND RESTAURANTS...WE GO EVERYWHERE. I SIT THROUGH MANY MOVIES AND NO ONE EVER KNOWS I AM THERE. I JUST SAW THE LAST EMPEROR, AND OK, SO VALENTINO HAS PUGS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY TRAVEL A LOT, BUT I CAN BET THEY NEVER TOOK A WALK THROUGH CENTRAL PARK, AND IF YOU HAVEN'T, WELL YOU JUST ARE MISSING OUT. I'M OFFICIALLY INVITING THEM THE NEXT TIME THEY ARE IN NEW YORK.

OK GOT TO GO, WE ARE HAVING A FITTING FOR THE WALMART COLLECTION. I AM ALWAYS IN THE FITTINGS ... YOU KNOW TO KEEP IT REAL!!

ZEKE'S VIEW FROM BELOW....